1. Im a collector of all things, papers, bills,old notes,Chachkeees, and jeans that are half my size.. ya know Crap!
I Make several attempts to sort out my junk drawershowever there is never any legit place to put them so i dump them right back in there. As for the jeans,well that’s because one day I will wear them again. Ya know one Day.
2.I can talk to anyone. Gay dude at whole foods.. bonded for bout 4 hrs. Hippie tmobile dude..anyone anywhere anytime. Real heart wrenching deep convos..
3. I crave Attention. Prob shouldn’t admit that but preferably from the opposite sex.. just give me what I want. ( you wanna play ill play)
4. I cant stand Math! I don’t understand it don’t bother explaining it to me. Ive been to Madison High every summer of my life to retake the Math regents. And I just cheated off some blk dude each time that liked me for my ghetto booty. Never was my fortee..Ever!
5. I always wanted to be an actress, that’s right! Was in a ridiculous amount of plays and productions in my day. Got asked to audition for an off Broadway show, however I was to busy with work shit to ever consider! Moron I was!
6. I’m crazy.Not belvue crazy, just a lil loony id say.
7. I’m an insomniac. Not a joke. I do not sleep earlier then 3am sometimes 4am. For no reason at all. (My fellow insomniac friends will vouch for that)
8. I love all music just not country. (lifehouse,keane,pinkfloyd,radiohead…)
9. I hate hate Bridal showers. I hate marching in weddings I hate the drama of the dress,The color, the bridezilla all of that. I hate ALL things that is associated with a room filled with a ridiculous amount of Estrogen! Get me out!!
10. I love to Travel everywhere.Its my passion and life to see everything I can, and meet people from all over!
11. I look the most random shit up. wikipedia is like my new best friend. If i don’t know something im googling. And ill study things. Random things like all the countries in Europe,capitals,What Matt the quarterback of the Cardinals did before he became the hottest quarterback in Football…etc
12. I have the most random friends. Some of which can all chill together and some of which will kill the other.
13. Im a neutral person and do not judge. Ive heard it all. I mean everything! Lock and Key.
14. I know a few guys, talk to a few guys, hang with a few guys my very good friends don’t know exist. (whatever they were already on to me)
15. I love shoes. Not expensive shoes. cheap shoes. I own like 200 pairs! crap! (ok ill admit i don’t love them all,but im a size 10 and whenever i find a size 10 i buy it!
16. I do my own laundry for years now. Even if there is a housekeeper around and my Mom I still do it myself. Don’t ask me why? but if I don’t answer your call its prob cuz I’m figuring out why i got spots on my clothes..didn’t say I know how.
17. I love wine. I love the buzz you get from wine. Takes u to lalala land, gets you a lil tired.. and of course a lil in the mood.. i wont elaborate.
18. I love makeup. i have 2 boxes. Clear view huge ass boxes. I am sephoras best customer.
19. I’m a sucker for infomercials and buy one get one free items. I seriously watch them from beginning to end. The knives that can cut thru an entire pineapple in one slice. (bullshit btw, i bought those knives) Or the contour the item that gives u a six pack as u sit around in bed or doing house work..(gives you electric shock and i think you can even die, however still no six pack!) I still didn’t buy that real estate foreclosure book as to how to make millions..never understood why the dude wouldn’t keep that info to himself and make billions. eeh didn’t buy it.
20. Im attracted to badd asses, rebels,even guys with Tattoos. Anyperson that will do his own thing when he wants to, just does it for me. I want Chuck Bass!
21. I am very creative. I paint naked men,draw, I even bought a guitar and am learning a few songs. Was even in my High School Choir-had a solo.
22.Sometimes my head goes into overdrive, I have a horrible quality in which I analyze and overanalyze.(makes my heard hurt) Not sure in any way if this is related but my recall and memory suck!! for ex..i pay for coffee at Starbucks go to the “other” counter to pik it up and somehow get distracted from a phone call and walk out without coffee..
23. I give impeccable advice. Genius advice in fact. could make a living off of it really how Ive improved so many peoples lives. I don’t take any of my own advice though.
24. I have an incredible power at reading people.I can asses what they want,where there coming from and if there full of shit.
25. I cant stand communal dressing rooms. ex.Lohmans. I don’t get how some women can strip naked. is it truly necessary to remove ur undies to try a dress??

(I can go on and on..but stuck to 25 )